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Note: While it’s true that many things are based on actual events, the characters contained within this strip are not meant to be direct analogs for actual people. They are not based off of people living, dead, or undead and any resemblance is coincidental. Nor are they based off of Ferrets.
Because that would be weird.
Wow
*crowd* Ooooooooooh.
I’m now reading his line in Loki’s voice. What’s wrong with me?
His corpse was found riddled with what appeared to be horn marks. The multiple witnesses to the event all swear they were nowhere in the vicinity when it occurred, claiming they were lost in the the vendor room.
Police say that, given the labyrinthine layout of the vendor room, their prime suspect is a minotaur.
“Witnesses say they were all in the bathroom at the time. The 4×5 ft room is being dubbed “The TARDIS’ because there are over 100 supposed witnesses”
Is that the Nerd and Tie cast there to the side?
Maaaaybe.
Since we don’t charge for autographs as of yet this wouldn’t be a problem for us. The guests might feel bad if no one was lining up for their signature.
Minion, who’s name I don’t think I’ve heard and wouldn’t bother to remember if I had? There occasionally comes a time when you need to slap your boss to keep him from doing something really stupid. It may seem cruel, but he’ll thank you in the long run. Sadly, the proper time is well past, and some interest has has built up. You’ll need to slap him more than once. Go ahead and start, I’ll let you know when to stop.
this guy reminds me of Mike from Something Positive back in the days of the redneck tree
Cue ” The Ballad of Doug Wright”…
Been going through the archives and noticed that the attendance was capped at 2000. Expecting more people is one thing, these expectations are positively delusional.
You hadn’t noticed that the first time through?