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Note: While it’s true that many things are based on actual events, the characters contained within this strip are not meant to be direct analogs for actual people. They are not based off of people living, dead, or undead and any resemblance is coincidental. Nor are they based off of Ferrets.
Because that would be weird.
Artist Alley Table Rule #17: You will always get busiest exactly when you really need to be something else.
Rule #17-A: Acting busy to deliberately invoke this rule doesn’t work
Rule 17-b; The number of people coming to the table will be directly proportional to the need that one has to go to the rest room. The more you gotta go, the more people show up at your table.
Rule-17-b-2: Again, trying to use this deliberately doesn’t work.
Rule 17-b-3: You’ll stop being busy if you start peeing on people.
Mostly because you’ll get arrested.
But sometimes you do what you need to.
I feel there’s yet another layer for people who won’t go away when peed upon, but I don’t want to think about it too much…
Thats rule 34
She said the thing…
Even when i worked retail we knew better then to say the thing (was a joke at first but we quickly learned better) and id warn every new hire they always laughed…they learned
As a Dealer, I’ve long known that the best-ever “Summon Customers” Spell is to dash off to the restroom when the Dealers’ Room has been *dead* for ages. There’ll be at least half a dozen impatient folks clustered in your booth by the time you get back… :-}