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Note: While it’s true that many things are based on actual events, the characters contained within this strip are not meant to be direct analogs for actual people. They are not based off of people living, dead, or undead and any resemblance is coincidental. Nor are they based off of Ferrets.
Because that would be weird.
She has a stick specifically for murder? Doesn’t she know what Alton Brown said about uni-taskers?
It’s ok, they also double as persuasion sticks – it’s what she’s using them for right now. Motivational sticks, anti-handsy arsehat sticks… the uses are endless. If it gets too desperate, sometimes they have to fill in as “replacing a bit of venue so this whole display doesn’t fall down and smash some poor bastard” sticks. Strong enough for murder, but versatile too!
It’s a “Is My Roommate Not Dead Yet Stick.”