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So it was literally more than twenty years ago that I first put one of my dumbest creations on the internet: The Steven Seagal Movie Generator.
Like I seriously publicly launched that dumb thing back in 2004, and for those of you who were unaware, it assembles a title, cast and plot of a fake Steven Seagal movie from elements of his (real) bad films.
I honestly got the idea from a former-friend, who in high school wrote a comedic piece about how you could mash up the titles of Seagal films in the weird underground "newspaper" that got handed out for a few years. But I took it a few steps further, and made a whole thing.
Mostly it just sat there though, a thing I made once and never went back to. I followed it up with the Sci-Fi Channel Movie Generator (later retitled the Syfy Movie Generator) in 2008. I spent more time on that one, doing a later design update that made the "Syfy" movies show up on a fake DVD back cover.
But the Steven Seagal generator just sort of sat there, untouched.
And Steven Seagal kept making (terrible) movies with (predictable) titles. Like a lot. But the generator still only spat out movies culled from the nineties and early 2000s, ignoring all of his new stuff. There was a whole library of awful movies that just weren't in there, and it made the generator feel less relevant.
So, uh, I went and did something about that today.
First off, I redesigned the page. Now it looks like the back of a VHS tape box. Then I loaded the elements of about twenty-five additional films into the generator. And that was harder than I thought it would be, since some of the films are so obscure that they're not well documented. I literally had to do some deep research to figure out a lot of the basic plot details that are now in the generator.
But I did it.
And it's done.
And the generator is now fully loaded.
It's still useless and dumb, though.
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here we go
I can guess that Tracy would very much like to see that, probably with Sarah in some degree of undress
She was a cheerleader!?!?!?
Hard to believe, that some of these nerdy ladies actually took part in extra curricular activities that the popular girls in high school are more likely to take part in. Surprisingly, there are a lot people like that in the con community. I was on the football and wrestling team in my high school. Football my senior year and wrestling during my junior and senior year.
That was absolutely intentional on Sarah’s part.
I’m honestly not sure it was. I mean, I’m sure she’s fine with the result, but i don’t get the impression she’d go for that sort of indirect.
She’s very experienced with flirting, mostly with straight guys. Cheerleader-into-flexibility is a very good move with that crowd.
I mean, it could be accidental, I just think Sarah’s smart enough to do it on purpose
okay, maybe I need more coffee, in the last panel is Tracy raising her hand or is that a random person in the background?
That’s another character in the background
And Tracey goes “SCHWINNGGG!”