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So it was literally more than twenty years ago that I first put one of my dumbest creations on the internet: The Steven Seagal Movie Generator.
Like I seriously publicly launched that dumb thing back in 2004, and for those of you who were unaware, it assembles a title, cast and plot of a fake Steven Seagal movie from elements of his (real) bad films.
I honestly got the idea from a former-friend, who in high school wrote a comedic piece about how you could mash up the titles of Seagal films in the weird underground "newspaper" that got handed out for a few years. But I took it a few steps further, and made a whole thing.
Mostly it just sat there though, a thing I made once and never went back to. I followed it up with the Sci-Fi Channel Movie Generator (later retitled the Syfy Movie Generator) in 2008. I spent more time on that one, doing a later design update that made the "Syfy" movies show up on a fake DVD back cover.
But the Steven Seagal generator just sort of sat there, untouched.
And Steven Seagal kept making (terrible) movies with (predictable) titles. Like a lot. But the generator still only spat out movies culled from the nineties and early 2000s, ignoring all of his new stuff. There was a whole library of awful movies that just weren't in there, and it made the generator feel less relevant.
So, uh, I went and did something about that today.
First off, I redesigned the page. Now it looks like the back of a VHS tape box. Then I loaded the elements of about twenty-five additional films into the generator. And that was harder than I thought it would be, since some of the films are so obscure that they're not well documented. I literally had to do some deep research to figure out a lot of the basic plot details that are now in the generator.
But I did it.
And it's done.
And the generator is now fully loaded.
It's still useless and dumb, though.
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You know, the sad part of this mess is that other than the reason for the defiance, Jim is 100% correct. You just can’t have people flat out saying, “Fark it, don’t care what the boss says, doing it anyway!” and continue to function as a company/event/whatever.
But then you get situations like this, where the boss is 100% wrong as hell and refuses to admit it. What do?? It just doesn’t end well no matter what.
Except the guy dressed as a nazi was violating 2 restraint orders and was only dressed that way to troll con goers
To be fair, the restraining order only came up when Lynn needed a way to get out of punching Terrance. If Lynn had led with it, they could have gotten rid of Terrence, but then she wouldn’t get to punch a Nazi.
Except that the reason for all of that nullifies him having any good reason whatsoever of acting like a shit like this.
Additionally, Lynn did not quit, she was forcefully removed from her position in an act of very, very negative character assassination. So no, even WITHOUT the reason, he’s still in the wrong.
He acted like a complete and total dick because A) He would not do anything about a person walking around in Nazi guarb and acted like removing him is a bigger deal and unnecessary when it is completely so B) About a person that ALREADY has a restraining order against them and C) was suddenly upset when Lynn reacted the way she did because he chose to sit on his hands about a goddamn Nazi walking around.
The man’s an idiot and a jackass to boot masquerading around as a ‘good con chair’. He is not a good con chair if he is letting some doofus run around and Nazi garb and actively working against anyone on his staff wanting to act on a policy they very much have in force. Its asinine to the highest degree and he has no one to blame but himself over the whole thing because he could have easily, easily prevented it.
$20 pre-reg? Not bad! How many days is the con?
It’s for the weekend. It’s common for pre reg tables to sponsor an early bird special. It gets people to pre register and guarantees money for the con. It’s kind of like when oeople book plane tickets to a city months in advance and the tickets are significantly cheaper than they are the day the plane flies.
I know about pre-reg discounts, I wondered if it was a two day or three day con?
Three day.
Thanks!
And of course it now occurs to me that I could have checked the archives … where it’s immediately clear from the titles … sorry …
Jim has a right to be angry that Lynn defied him. She lied to his face when, as con director, he needed a truthful answer. That also means Unagi con is better off with staff that won’t support the team, so why get too mad about it? He might have expected better from a friend but he didn’t put it that way.
Lynn quitting afterward would hardly come as a surprise considering Jim’s whispering campaign.
Poaching Garner would be the one that stings.
She lied to his face only after he refused to enforce their hate speech policy. That hate speech policy is a promise from the con to everyone(including staff) who isn’t white/straight/male/abled that they will be safe at the con. When Jim refused to enforce that policy, it was left to everyone who attended or was working at the con to guarantee their own safety, which she did. Why should Jim expect honesty from her about that after the fact? It was his own failures as a director and as a decent human being that caused the problem in the first place.
It bothers me very much that this concept seems to be so hard to grasp on people who read this webcomic.
She lied to Jim because he didn’t want to do anything about a goddamn troll walking around as a Nazi despite them having a very specific policy about that sort of shit. Jim’s an idiot, and no, he is not in the right whatsoever ESPECIALLY after the act of character assassination because he didn’t get his way.
He’s a complete jackass and he’s completely in the wrong 100%. There’s no middle ground on this.
Nicholas Schneider & Viktor – You are the kind of folks who make me wish this comment section had a like/up-vote.
I know, right?
He started a smear campaign against her. She had every right and every reason to quit. And he can’t fault Lynn for Garner ‘s decision either – particularly since the selling point for him was not wanting to work with someone who does nothing about Nazis.
I can see where he’d be mad she lied about punching Terrance, but I imagine it would have gone over worse if the con had ignored the Nazi wandering around the con and the staff did nothing about it. You don’t want to be the con director that just let that go.
She didn’t quit you kicked her out