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So it was literally more than twenty years ago that I first put one of my dumbest creations on the internet: The Steven Seagal Movie Generator.
Like I seriously publicly launched that dumb thing back in 2004, and for those of you who were unaware, it assembles a title, cast and plot of a fake Steven Seagal movie from elements of his (real) bad films.
I honestly got the idea from a former-friend, who in high school wrote a comedic piece about how you could mash up the titles of Seagal films in the weird underground "newspaper" that got handed out for a few years. But I took it a few steps further, and made a whole thing.
Mostly it just sat there though, a thing I made once and never went back to. I followed it up with the Sci-Fi Channel Movie Generator (later retitled the Syfy Movie Generator) in 2008. I spent more time on that one, doing a later design update that made the "Syfy" movies show up on a fake DVD back cover.
But the Steven Seagal generator just sort of sat there, untouched.
And Steven Seagal kept making (terrible) movies with (predictable) titles. Like a lot. But the generator still only spat out movies culled from the nineties and early 2000s, ignoring all of his new stuff. There was a whole library of awful movies that just weren't in there, and it made the generator feel less relevant.
So, uh, I went and did something about that today.
First off, I redesigned the page. Now it looks like the back of a VHS tape box. Then I loaded the elements of about twenty-five additional films into the generator. And that was harder than I thought it would be, since some of the films are so obscure that they're not well documented. I literally had to do some deep research to figure out a lot of the basic plot details that are now in the generator.
But I did it.
And it's done.
And the generator is now fully loaded.
It's still useless and dumb, though.
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Let me guess – you’re out on the other side of the Maxwell’s Demon that seems to have taken up residence over the midwest. Out here in LA we’re getting Santa Anas and it’s been in the ’70s…
Hang in there! It looks downright scary on TV.
I’m in Indiana, where we got hit with a snow storm right before the cold, so everything is pretty much shut down. All the county highways are closed, as is the Interstate from here in Lafayette all the way to Chicago. My wife wisely decided we should stock up on food on Saturday though, so we’ve thus far just been sitting this one out.
Since Purdue University has been shut down for the weather though too, she’s been home from work these last couple days as well. Since I work from home though, sadly I don’t get the time off. 😛
And before everybody else points this out, that shoulda been the 70s as in 70 degrees Farenheit. We have not been innundated with Star Trek reruns, and silly looking pants. Do not worry.
I was a rational human being once… or I thought I was… okay I never was a rational human being
You’re a fan, rationality is over-rated.