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A Numbers Game

by Trae Dorn on September 11, 2014 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Chapter 5
└ Tags: dean koenig, lynn, megan
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  1. Vanessa M.
    Vanessa M.
    September 11, 2014, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Trae, you are awesome.

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      September 11, 2014, 1:02 am | # | Reply

      I do my best. Technically this strip takes place prior to your wedding though in the timeline, so it presents a continuity error. 😛

      • Nick S
        Nick S
        September 11, 2014, 2:07 am | # | Reply

        I think she can forgive that

        • Samantha R
          Samantha R
          September 11, 2014, 2:19 am | # | Reply

          NO. NO FORGIVENESS.

          • Nick S
            Nick S
            September 14, 2014, 3:18 pm | #

            BAH

  2. Noah Roth
    Noah Roth
    September 11, 2014, 9:38 am | # | Reply

    Man Vanessa, that looks nothing like you.

  3. Dchan
    Dchan
    September 11, 2014, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

    I know, she’s supposed to warn us before she gets a dye job (and maybe warn her hubby before a sex change) 😛

    He should just stop and leave though. Embarrassment from Lynn is her being extremely benevolent.

  4. Langland
    Langland
    September 11, 2014, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    Aww man i was hoping for Lynn to grab the dude by his armpits and throw him straight to the ground with full force.

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      September 11, 2014, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

      Lynn’s got a mean right cross, but she’s not a trained fighter.

      Also, the dude has done literally nothing to provoke a violent confrontation. He’s lied, and is about to get kicked out — but Lynn has no indication that he won’t go peacefully.

      • Langland
        Langland
        September 11, 2014, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

        All the more reason Lynn should kick his ass right then and there.

        • EcchiKitty
          EcchiKitty
          September 11, 2014, 7:47 pm | # | Reply

          He hasn’t left yet. There’s still time to do something boneheadedly stupid which DOES deserve a violent reaction.

        • Trae Dorn
          Trae Dorn
          September 11, 2014, 11:14 pm | # | Reply

          What part of “no reason to punch him” doesn’t compute?

          • Langland
            Langland
            September 12, 2014, 11:31 am | #

            The whole “No reason to Punch Him” doesn’t compute. I see violence as perfect answer for this situation. We all wanna see Lynn beat the shit out of someone. It’s one of the best parts of this comic. So please give us what we the fans want is more Lynn beating the shit out of congoers who deserve it like this jackass.

          • Trae Dorn
            Trae Dorn
            September 14, 2014, 3:45 pm | #

            And that’s how Lynn would get arrested for assault.

          • Langland
            Langland
            September 15, 2014, 8:42 am | #

            And that’s Lynn becomes quite the badass, because having jail under her belt makes people so intimidated they run from her

          • Trae Dorn
            Trae Dorn
            September 16, 2014, 7:47 am | #

            Or it would just ruin her life (and by extension Megan’s – as Lynn is largely financially supporting her). That and Lynn really wouldn’t do well in prison.

  5. Chiaroscuro
    Chiaroscuro
    September 15, 2014, 3:29 am | # | Reply

    I have done almost exactly this on my smartphone with our reg system. Usually I radio security to have them watch the guy/gal in question as well. though. 🙂

  6. Sarah Anne
    Sarah Anne
    September 15, 2014, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    I think we should all start using badge numbers

    • xero
      xero
      September 22, 2014, 1:57 am | # | Reply

      Its a lot of extra work but prevents crap like this

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