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by Trae Dorn on October 2, 2018 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Chapter 9
└ Tags: Garner, lynn, Terrence
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  1. viga
    viga
    October 2, 2018, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    YES! YES! GO FOR THE BALLS NEXT!

  2. Chiaroscuro
    Chiaroscuro
    October 2, 2018, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Endlessly satisfying.

    Certain to have problematic ramifications, but endlessly satisfying.

  3. Langland
    Langland
    October 2, 2018, 3:27 am | # | Reply

    Oh boy, this will make a for an interesting police report. Who would would the police side with? I’m honestly going to believe they will side with Lynn for multiple reasons.

    • Scotty
      Scotty
      October 3, 2018, 4:03 am | # | Reply

      No, that’s battery, anywhere from a month to a year in jail.

      Garner was doing to appropriate thing. If Terrence persisted in not following the rules, you call hotel/convention center/venue security and have them trespass him. If he returns and persists, then you have the venue call the police, who will invite him to leave or go to jail.

      I understand the desire to physically deal with the problem; but Lynn just committed a violent criminal act. And as she was acting as a representative of the convention, Terrence can sue both Lynn and the convention for injuries. Congratulations, Terrence wins and provides a recruitment story for real Neo-Nazis and Alt-righters

  4. Paul
    Paul
    October 2, 2018, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    I came across a relevant webcomic page from 2008

    http://www.bahala-na.co.uk/catgirl-crisis/daffy-and-ginger-vs-the-zombie-nazis/

  5. Flying Fringe
    Flying Fringe
    October 2, 2018, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    Freedom of speech only restricts some government activity. A non-government group can tell you to leave, and your speech rights do not stop police from enforcing trespassing laws.

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      October 2, 2018, 9:14 am | # | Reply

      *gasp* Are you suggesting that Terrence out of all characters might be completely wrong about something? 😛

    • John Trauger
      John Trauger
      October 2, 2018, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

      Unfortunately, battery charges exceed con policies.

      • Scotty
        Scotty
        October 3, 2018, 4:04 am | # | Reply

        Indeed they do

    • Scotty
      Scotty
      October 3, 2018, 4:11 am | # | Reply

      The 1st Amendment protects your freedom of speech from the government and unreasonable or unconstitutional abridgment.

      You still have a freedom of speech vis a vis other citizens, they just don’t have to listen, hang around, or let you stay in a private location not your own. A hotel doesn’t have to let you stay if you’re an asshole to other guests, a convention renting the convention space of a hotel doesn’t have to let you into that area.

  6. Moose
    Moose
    October 2, 2018, 10:02 am | # | Reply

    Hmmm lets see…..
    1. T make a ‘threatening move’ towards Gamer, Lynn was acting as a good samaritan and defending Gamer
    2. Lynn has a known history of anger issues, with the con so busy she forgot her medication and the uniform triggered an episode.
    3. Lynn ‘tripped’ and T was in the way
    4. Given this is the mid-west, cops don’t mind what happened to T

  7. Langland
    Langland
    October 2, 2018, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    Seeing how Lynn’s knee is in the air, she should have also given Terrence a knee kick to his family jewels. That would be hilarious because it’s always funny to see a guy hit below the belt, if it wasn’t, then comedy shows and movie wouldn’t include it.

  8. Abdiel
    Abdiel
    October 2, 2018, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

    Reality you’d definitely have assault charges. Most likely be a minimal sentence though. Community service/etc. Any decent lawyer would bring up the whole “Well, she’s unlikely as hell to re-offend, given the general lack of asshats running around in full nazi regalia.” thing. She’d be internet famous for a while of course – which is fair enough. I’d buy her a drink/cookie/whatever the heck in a heartbeat, and shake her hand. Sometimes, “It’s not right, but I understand.” is a very valid concept**. This is one of those times.
    **Not claiming nazis don’t need punching – the “not right” part only comes in due to his not actually doing anything other than existing as a highly visible jackhole. For that level of offense, just dragging him outside would be more like “right” but punching… yeah I can understand that too.

    • Scotty
      Scotty
      October 3, 2018, 4:08 am | # | Reply

      As a private citizens you can’t touch him unless he attacks you first. Touching him constitutes battery. Threatening to hit him in a “convincing way” constitutes assault: raising your fists and swinging but not connecting is assault. Actually connecting is battery. If he attacks first it’s self-defense and you can respond “appropriately” and proportionately.

      • Abdiel
        Abdiel
        October 3, 2018, 9:49 am | # | Reply

        Yes, as I noted – it’s going to result in charges – or at least it would in reality. That doesn’t mean that it never needs to happen. See “It’s not right, but I understand.

  9. EcchiKitty
    EcchiKitty
    October 2, 2018, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

    Eh, he was given a chance, and refused to leave. He is now being removed by force… focused on his face.

  10. E. Bernhard Warg
    E. Bernhard Warg
    October 3, 2018, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    Terrence’s eyes are closed! Maybe he didn’t see Lynn!
    Yeah, that’s the ticket!

  11. Xero
    Xero
    April 16, 2019, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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